A woman has seven daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does the woman have all together?
(She has eight children!)

Math joke

Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
(They already 8!)


What snakes are good at doing sums?

Types of Mathematicians

There are 10 types of mathematicians. Those who know binary and those who don’t.

Math Talk

What does the zero say to the the eight?
(Nice belt!)

Pumpkin Math

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
(Pumpkin pi!)


What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
(A polygon!)


TEACHER: “What are 12 and 14?”.
STUDENT: “Numbers”


Why was six afraid of seven?
(Because seven ate nine!)

Iceberg Joke

A man goes to the doctor and says: ‘Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.’ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks: ‘Is it serious, doctor?’ and the doctor replies: ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.’

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